Movie Review Archive A-M

 

Welcome To Spiraken's Movie, and Anime Review Archive

This is where you can find out what movies have been reviewed, what episode it was reviewed in, and what our Intrepid Hosts rated it. This first page covers movies from A-M and #'s

For Films from N-Z, Click Here or our Mini Movie Review Archive, Click Here

RATING SYSTEM

Just Like With the "Spiraken Manga Review", "The Spiraken Movie Review/ Spiraken Motion Picture Review" uses phrases for their reviews review.

• Protest Outside Your Local Redbox So No One Rents This Reprehensible Piece of Shit (POYLR)-This film should be avoided at all costs unless you want to torture someone
• Have On In The Background While Surfing The Internet For Stuff(HOITB)- Only worth watching in the most bored of states
• Worth Watching Once In Theatres, Streaming Or On Blu-Ray (WWOIT) - It's Ok, not great. nuff said
• Borrow From a Friend And Never Return It…Unless Offered...(BFAF)-Worth your time and is pretty good, there are some issues but the good outshines the bad
• Really, really fucking cool. If you do not buy this right now your blood will dry out, your brain will freeze, and your soul will be forfeit to the 9th Layer of Hell Where You Will Be Forced To Watch Episode One For All Eternity While Jar Jar Binks Massages Your Shoulders Saying "Mesa Love You, Mesa Love You," meanwhile...(RRRFC)- WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Go to the store and buy this right now!!!!!!
  For Theme Months we use Different Ratings Which will be posted next to the rating
  Final note If the Movie Title is Red, that is one of our lost episodes, that due to computer error has disappeared. we will re-review them eventually.

Movie Title	Episode	Xan Rating	Cohost 1 Rating	Cohost 2 Rating	Cohost 3 Rating
100 Girls	Ep 75	WWOIT	N/A	N/A	N/A
100th Episode Retrospective	Ep 100	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen	Ep 03	RRRFC	Deke: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Airplane	Ep 50	RRRFC	Baz: RRRFC	Rufus: RRRFC	N/A
Aladdin (1992)	Ep 108	All the treasures in all the world (RRRFC)	Jaxie: All The Cave of Wonders (RRRFC)	N/A	N/A
Alice in Wonderland (1951)	Ep 107	A Basket of Drink Me's and a case of Eat me's (RRRFC)	Jaxie: A Bush of White Roses painted Red (RRRFC)	N/A	N/A
Alita: Battle Angel	Ep 308	RRRFC	Gretta: RRRFC
Army of Darkness	Ep 18	BFAF	Deke: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Arrietty/Kari-gurashi no Arrietty	Ep 63	BFAF	Demona: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon	Ep 52	Flawless Victory/RRRFC	Zorro: Flawless Victory/RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Baseketball	Ep 79	WWOIT	Baz: WWOIT	Raze: WWOIT	N/A
The Big Hit	Ep 68	HOITB	Baz: POYLR	Raze: HOITB	N/A
Big Trouble in Little China	Sup Ep I	6 Demon Bag/RRRFC	Deke: 6 Demon Bag/RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure	Ep 04	WWOIT	Bell: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Blade Runner Final Cut (Rough Audio)	Ep 72	WWOIT	Sean Russell: HOITB	N/A	N/A
The Boondock Saints (rough audio)	Ep 78	WWOIT	Sean Ryan: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Brick	Ep 95	RRRFC	Baz: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Cannonball Run	Ep 10	RRRFC	Bell: RRRFC	Baz: RRRFC	Rufus: RRRFC
The Castle of Cagliostro	Ep 61	RRRFC	Timbo: RRRFC	Baz: RRRFX	Raze: RRRFC
Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke	Ep 38	BFAF	Timbo: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Cinderella (1950)	Ep 106	5 Jax Jax's /RRRFC	Jaxie: 5 Gus Gus'/RRRFC	N/A	N/A
City Hunter: Shinjuku Private Eyes	SAR CH	RRRFC	Gretta: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Cobra	Ep 58	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
The Collector	Ep 84	RRRFC	Lu: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Conan The Barbarian	Ep 08	RRRFC	Deke: RRRFC	Kal: RRRFC	N/A
Conan The Destroyer	Ep 32	WWOIT	Deke: HOITB	Kal: HOITB	N/A
Crank	Ep 27	BFAF	Deke: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Danny Deckchair	Ep 103	RRRFC	Michael: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Daredevil Director's Cut	Ep 46		Zorro:	N/A	N/A
Dark City	Ep 33	WWOIT	Timbo: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Dark Man	Ep 35	WWOIT	Deke: WWOIT	Jubbs: WWOIT	N/A
Demolition Man	Ep 65	WWOIT	Baz: WWOIT	Raze: WWOIT	N/A
Desperado	Ep 05	RRRFC	Kal: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Die Hard	Ep 24	RRRFC	Deke: BFAF	Kal: RRRFC	N/A
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels	SMPR 002	RRRFC	Gretta: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Doctor Detroit	Ep 34	WWOIT	Deke: HOITB	N/A	N/A
Doctor Horrible Sing Along Blog	Ep 87	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Dragonslayer	Ep 30	HOITB	Kal: HOITB	N/A	N/A
Dredd (Rough Audio)	Ep 77	RRRFC	Kal: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Drive Angry...in 3-D	Ep 51	HOITB	Timbo: HOITB	N/A	N/A
Dutch	Ep 20	BFAF	Zorro: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Easy Rider	Ep 36	BFAF	Deke: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Escaflowne	Ep 93	WWOIT	Raze: POYLR	Lethal: WWOIT	N/A
The Escape Plan	Ep 96	WWOIT	Baz: BFAF	Raze: WWOIT	Lethal: BFAF
Excalibur	Ep 29	BFAF	Deke: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas	Ep 37	WWOIT	Deke: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Fifth Element	Ep 01	WWOIT	Kal: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
A Fish Called Wanda	SMPR 004	RRRFC	Gretta: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Flash Gordon	Ep 11	WWOIT	Zorro: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Gattaca	Ep 71	RRRFR	Odie: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Green Lantern	Ep 45	BFAFI	Timbo: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Grosse Point Blanke	Ep 110	BFAF	Tracy: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Guardians of the Galaxy	Ep 99	RRRFC	Baz: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
H. P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator	Ep 83	WWOIT	Lu: HOITB	N/A	N/A
Hellraiser	Ep 14	RRRFC	Bell: RRRFC	Hope: BFAF	N/A
Highlander	Ep 91	BFAF	Baz: RRRFC	Lethal: BFAF	Raze: WWOIT
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	Ep 42	WWOIT	Hope: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Hot Fuzz	Ep 109		Louis Martin:	N/A	N/A
How High	Ep 40	BFAF	Fightbait: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Incredible Hulk	Ep 44	BFAF	Baz: RRRFC	Rufus: RRRFC	N/A
Inglorious Basterds	Ep 80	RRRFC	Kelley: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Judge Dredd (Rough Audio)	Ep 77	HOITB	Kal:  HOITB	N/A	N/A
Jumanji	Ep 41	BFAF	Bell: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Kickboxer	Ep 53	Boot to the Head/HOITB	Zorro: Boot to the Head/HOITB	N/A	N/A
Killer Klowns From Outer Space	Ep 102	BFAF	Michael: BFAF	N/A	N/A
Kung Fu Hustle	Ep 55		Zorro:	N/A	N/A
Kung Fu Panda	Ep 54	RRRFC	Zorro: RRRFC	N/A	N/A
Legend	Ep 31	HOITB	Deke: HOITB	N/A	N/A
Little Shop of Horror	Ep 15	BFAF	Bell: BFAFI	Hope: BFAF	N/A
Lockout	Ep 74	POYLR	Odie: POYLR	N/A	N/A
Monster Squad	Ep 12	WWOIT	Zorro: WWOIT	N/A	N/A
Mulan (1998)	Ep 108	8 Imperial Honors/RRRFC	Jaxie: 7 Family Ancestors/RRRFC	N/A	N/A
My Science Project	Ep 26	HOITB	Deke: WWOIT	N/A	N/A