Spiraken Review Podcast
Movie Review Archive A-M
Welcome To Spiraken's Movie, and Anime Review Archive
This is where you can find out what movies have been reviewed, what episode it was reviewed in, and what our Intrepid Hosts rated it. This first page covers movies from A-M and #'s
For Films from N-Z, Click Here or our Mini Movie Review Archive, Click Here
RATING SYSTEM
Just Like With the "Spiraken Manga Review", "The Spiraken Movie Review/ Spiraken Motion Picture Review" uses phrases for their reviews review.
- Protest Outside Your Local Redbox So No One Rents This Reprehensible Piece of Shit (POYLR)-This film should be avoided at all costs unless you want to torture someone
- Have On In The Background While Surfing The Internet For Stuff(HOITB)- Only worth watching in the most bored of states
- Worth Watching Once In Theatres, Streaming Or On Blu-Ray (WWOIT) - It's Ok, not great. nuff said
- Borrow From a Friend And Never Return It…Unless Offered...(BFAF)-Worth your time and is pretty good, there are some issues but the good outshines the bad
- Really, really fucking cool. If you do not buy this right now your blood will dry out, your brain will freeze, and your soul will be forfeit to the 9th Layer of Hell Where You Will Be Forced To Watch Episode One For All Eternity While Jar Jar Binks Massages Your Shoulders Saying "Mesa Love You, Mesa Love You," meanwhile...(RRRFC)- WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Go to the store and buy this right now!!!!!!
For Theme Months we use Different Ratings Which will be posted next to the rating
Final note If the Movie Title is Red, that is one of our lost episodes, that due to computer error has disappeared. we will re-review them eventually.
Movie Title | Episode | Xan Rating | Cohost 1 Rating | Cohost 2 Rating | Cohost 3 Rating |
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100 Girls | Ep 75 | WWOIT |
N/A |
N/A | N/A |
100th Episode Retrospective | Ep 100 | N/A |
N/A |
N/A | N/A |
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen | Ep 03 | RRRFC |
Deke: RRRFC |
N/A | N/A |
Airplane | Ep 50 | RRRFC |
Baz: RRRFC |
Rufus: RRRFC | N/A |
Aladdin (1992) | Ep 108 | All the treasures in all the world (RRRFC) | Jaxie: All The Cave of Wonders (RRRFC) | N/A | N/A |
Alice in Wonderland (1951) | Ep 107 | A Basket of Drink Me's and a case of Eat me's (RRRFC) |
Jaxie: A Bush of White Roses painted Red (RRRFC) |
N/A | N/A |
Alita: Battle Angel | Ep 308 | RRRFC |
Gretta: RRRFC |
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Army of Darkness | Ep 18 | BFAF | Deke: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Arrietty/Kari-gurashi no Arrietty | Ep 63 | BFAF | Demona: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon | Ep 52 | Flawless Victory/RRRFC |
Zorro: Flawless Victory/RRRFC |
N/A | N/A |
Baseketball | Ep 79 | WWOIT |
Baz: WWOIT |
Raze: WWOIT | N/A |
The Big Hit | Ep 68 | HOITB |
Baz: POYLR |
Raze: HOITB | N/A |
Big Trouble in Little China | Sup Ep I | 6 Demon Bag/RRRFC |
Deke: 6 Demon Bag/RRRFC |
N/A | N/A |
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure | Ep 04 | WWOIT | Bell: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Blade Runner Final Cut (Rough Audio) | Ep 72 | WWOIT | Sean Russell: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
The Boondock Saints (rough audio) | Ep 78 | WWOIT | Sean Ryan: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Brick | Ep 95 | RRRFC | Baz: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Cannonball Run | Ep 10 | RRRFC | Bell: RRRFC | Baz: RRRFC | Rufus: RRRFC |
The Castle of Cagliostro | Ep 61 | RRRFC | Timbo: RRRFC | Baz: RRRFX | Raze: RRRFC |
Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke | Ep 38 | BFAF | Timbo: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Cinderella (1950) | Ep 106 | 5 Jax Jax's /RRRFC | Jaxie: 5 Gus Gus'/RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
City Hunter: Shinjuku Private Eyes | SAR CH | RRRFC | Gretta: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Cobra | Ep 58 | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A |
The Collector | Ep 84 | RRRFC | Lu: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Conan The Barbarian | Ep 08 | RRRFC | Deke: RRRFC | Kal: RRRFC | N/A |
Conan The Destroyer | Ep 32 | WWOIT | Deke: HOITB | Kal: HOITB | N/A |
Crank | Ep 27 | BFAF | Deke: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Danny Deckchair | Ep 103 | RRRFC | Michael: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Daredevil Director's Cut | Ep 46 | Zorro: | N/A | N/A | |
Dark City | Ep 33 | WWOIT | Timbo: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Dark Man | Ep 35 | WWOIT | Deke: WWOIT | Jubbs: WWOIT | N/A |
Demolition Man | Ep 65 | WWOIT | Baz: WWOIT | Raze: WWOIT | N/A |
Desperado | Ep 05 | RRRFC | Kal: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Die Hard | Ep 24 | RRRFC | Deke: BFAF | Kal: RRRFC | N/A |
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels | SMPR 002 | RRRFC | Gretta: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Doctor Detroit | Ep 34 | WWOIT | Deke: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Doctor Horrible Sing Along Blog | Ep 87 | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A |
Dragonslayer | Ep 30 | HOITB | Kal: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Dredd (Rough Audio) | Ep 77 | RRRFC | Kal: BFAF |
N/A | N/A |
Drive Angry...in 3-D | Ep 51 | HOITB | Timbo: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Dutch | Ep 20 | BFAF | Zorro: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Easy Rider | Ep 36 | BFAF | Deke: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Escaflowne | Ep 93 | WWOIT | Raze: POYLR | Lethal: WWOIT |
N/A |
The Escape Plan | Ep 96 | WWOIT | Baz: BFAF | Raze: WWOIT | Lethal: BFAF |
Excalibur | Ep 29 | BFAF | Deke: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | Ep 37 | WWOIT | Deke: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Fifth Element | Ep 01 | WWOIT | Kal: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
A Fish Called Wanda | SMPR 004 | RRRFC | Gretta: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Flash Gordon | Ep 11 | WWOIT | Zorro: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Gattaca | Ep 71 | RRRFR | Odie: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Green Lantern | Ep 45 | BFAFI | Timbo: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Grosse Point Blanke | Ep 110 | BFAF | Tracy: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Guardians of the Galaxy | Ep 99 | RRRFC | Baz: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
H. P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator | Ep 83 | WWOIT | Lu: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Hellraiser | Ep 14 | RRRFC | Bell: RRRFC | Hope: BFAF | N/A |
Highlander | Ep 91 | BFAF | Baz: RRRFC | Lethal: BFAF | Raze: WWOIT |
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | Ep 42 | WWOIT | Hope: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Hot Fuzz | Ep 109 | Louis Martin: | N/A | N/A | |
How High | Ep 40 | BFAF | Fightbait: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Incredible Hulk | Ep 44 | BFAF | Baz: RRRFC | Rufus: RRRFC | N/A |
Inglorious Basterds | Ep 80 | RRRFC | Kelley: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Judge Dredd (Rough Audio) | Ep 77 | HOITB | Kal: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Jumanji | Ep 41 | BFAF | Bell: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Kickboxer | Ep 53 | Boot to the Head/HOITB | Zorro: Boot to the Head/HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Killer Klowns From Outer Space | Ep 102 | BFAF | Michael: BFAF | N/A | N/A |
Kung Fu Hustle | Ep 55 | Zorro: | N/A | N/A | |
Kung Fu Panda | Ep 54 | RRRFC | Zorro: RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
Legend | Ep 31 | HOITB | Deke: HOITB | N/A | N/A |
Little Shop of Horror | Ep 15 | BFAF | Bell: BFAFI | Hope: BFAF | N/A |
Lockout | Ep 74 | POYLR | Odie: POYLR | N/A | N/A |
Monster Squad | Ep 12 | WWOIT | Zorro: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
Mulan (1998) | Ep 108 | 8 Imperial Honors/RRRFC | Jaxie: 7 Family Ancestors/RRRFC | N/A | N/A |
My Science Project | Ep 26 | HOITB | Deke: WWOIT | N/A | N/A |
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